only seventeen

this is my life, segmented into three lines containing only seventeen syllables.

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Rihanna - Rude Boy (Diplo’s MIA bucky done it first Remix)

hate u : dance marathon

fuck your rich daddy

30 hours full of lies

i am unimpressed

fuck a fashion blog

for copying my haikus.

see you in hell, bitch.

if you have to pee

and you are on the highway

get BEHIND the fence.

Teens who take limos

to arena concerts blow

perish they must, no?

i totally hate

jason mraz fans so much

they are the most lame

love homemade twister

love 90s dance tracks so much

last night was so great

snowboarding looks hard

but stunning dudes and big air

make me want to try

dear i-tunes genius

your playlists kinda just suck

some genius you are

dez you are a fox
a better fox than that jack
but that is not hard